Humorous Quotes:
"There's nothing so stubborn as a man when you want him to do something." ~Jean Giraudoux
"Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves." ~Italian Proverb
"The trouble is all in the knob at the top of our heads." ~Margaret Atwood
"Just because you think I'm weird doesn't mean you're normal." ~Unknown
"You must chill!" ~from the movie "Say Anything"
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left." ~Anonymous
"You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose." ~Anonymous
"I don't regret anything I've ever done, so long as I enjoyed doing it at the time." ~Katherine Hepburn
"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" ~Lily Tomlin
"Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese." ~Billie Burke
"There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you're interrupting." ~Mark Twain
"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~Unknown
"Just remember, we're all in this alone." ~Lily Tomlin
"A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child has just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium." ~Mary Kay Blakely
"Women are repeatedly accused of taking things personally. I cannot see any other honest way of taking them." ~Marya Mannes
"When choosing between two evils, I always like the one I've never tried before." ~Mae West
"A little of what you fancy does you good." ~Marie Lloyd
"We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible, for the ungrateful." ~Unknown
"The answers to life are not in the back of the book." ~Dr. George Sheehan
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