Joni is...Googleisms:
*This is an old blog entry dated July 3, 2002 that I recovered out on old archive folder, the only one worth saving...I thought it was really funny, enjoy!*
Want to try something quite funny? Well, go to Google (the search engine) and type in your name followed by the word is in quotation marks. For example, I typed in "Joni is" and then did a search. Some of the stuff that came up was really funny. Here is just a tiny sample of what it said about me (only a sample...I got over 18 pages of results!):
Joni is introduced; she and her party take their seats.
--I sound famous (heh heh, I actually think this is some reference to Joni Mitchell who is, of course, famous)
Joni is poised to take advantage.
--Of what, I wonder...
Joni is an 18-year old cinnamon capuchin who was born disabled. ... Despite her disability, Joni is a speed demon in her travels!
--great...now I'm a primate
Joni is a classic writer as well as performer.
--Okay, that's better
Joni is a member of the The HTML Writers Guild.
--Ha! Right...
Joni is currently featured in Guinness World Book of Records
--for what? Boring people with her pointless blogs?
Joni is married to Greg and has thoroughly supported Greg's desire to develop commercial property on Mount Pleasant Street.
--so that's my husband's name? Okay...
Joni is strategically placed where these two sections meet.
--Uh huh...
Joni is also a black belt in Tae Kwon Do Karate.
--that's right! So don't cross me or I'll kick your butt!
Joni is an experienced boater who has cruised the US extensively and has lived aboard her sailboat for the past six years.
--I see.
Joni is by most accounts a genius and a complex, difficult woman, but this biography just recounts the facts of her career.
--just the facts, please.
Joni is a beautiful bitch and real card.
--excuse me?
Joni is a female shepherd mix who appears to be young
--Oh, I see...I'm a dog now.
Joni is the joan of arc of the cyber world
--Wa ha ha!
Joni is often asked by friends and neighbors, "Why are you always smiling?"
--I don't recall ever being asked that...
Joni is ordering food (cold salad buffet)
--isn't this nice to know?
Joni is currently on Maternity Leave.
--I am? they must know something I don't know then...
Joni is married to Troy Newbold
--Wait...I thought I was married to Greg something or other...
Joni is a seventh grader
--In 7th grade and married to two guys...whoa.
Joni is married to Gary Wileman
--make that three guys...
Joni is an artist, who has been painting for over 15 years.
--I can't paint worth a darn...
Joni is a very sea worthy 24' Osprey
--great...first I'm a primate, then a dog, now I'm a boat! Wait a minute...didn't it say earlier I was a sailor?
Joni is one who knows what she wants. ...and know how to get it too!
--you bet!
Joni is very accustomed to juggling.
--that's right, and I'm quite talented, too...I should join the circus.
Joni is a priestess/hierophant of the Lyceum, Isis, Lady of the Lotus, Giver of Dreams.
--whoa, that is deep...
Joni is dead
--Ah, crap!
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